Sometimes, I am scared that aliens try to communicate with me via my old pocket calculator. And that is why it sucks to watch foreign movies in Germany – they are all dubbed! When people ask me what I study, the next question usually is, what I will become when I am done studying. Face the facts: not all of us are born with the genes for voluminous hair. My love is not a time-limited offer, dummy! Things fall down due to gravity. Buying that book was probably the most exciting thing I had done all week. Her eyes are fixed on him, but her mind wanders. We didn’t provide birdseed to feed the squirrels. This is probably how lyrics for pop songs are written these days.
Melolontha by the River 
He he.. I know this is not as easy as it sounds.
This brought smiles.. 🙂
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